Hey, look! This time they rhymed "furry" with a Mad magazine reference!
Sex advice column (ominous music and thunder crash). But wait, there's a twist! Basically, guy with a fetish for fur is having trouble, partially because he's a guy with a fetish for fur, partially because he's afraid he'll get mistaken for a furry.
As comments on last two posts to this community's original source (I guess this would be it's third post link in a row) reveal, Mr. Fur Fetish man shares this predicament with the "poor zoos."
Good company to be in, buddy.