The University of North Texas's Philosophy department answers the big questions.
I came across this on the PoE-News forums; it has vague furry ramifications, but it also tickled my funny bone, so I thought I should share.
Apparently, the answer to all things is ... a fox.
I could've told them that.
What are you going to do with a major like that?
(Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right ...)