July 30th, 2012


Plush Life - The Bold Italic - San Francisco

Standing outside the Stud at about 10 p.m., I attempt to tape construction-paper bunny ears to a pair of old sunglasses. Suddenly, a seven-foot tall, shirtless unicorn strides past with glowing blue eyes, rippling fiberglass abs, and an ankh tattoo on his furry bicep. It is the most stunning costume I have ever seen.

I look at my sad, home-brewed bunny ears; they’re like a tuxedo T-shirt at a black-tie gala. What am I doing?

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